Monopoly

[Emma]

Hasbro are releasing a UK version of monopoly and the Great Britsh public are voting for towns and cities around the country. I am trying to get portsmouth on the board and I would be grateful for any help. We need at least 3000 votes to get on the board so if people can go to www.monopoly.co.uk/votes.aspx and vote once a day, everyday until the 25 May we can try and get Portsmouth on the board.

Thank you in advance for your help

[FootyFan]

Totally agree. Probably good idea to stick this idea on loads of portsmouth sites but it's 22nd now! The monopoly site's crap though it keeps crashing and I had to vote twice for portsmouth before it registered. Just looked at it again and the whole site's broken : ( Wanted to see how we were doing. They'll have to extend the deadline because they're rubbish

[mario]

LMFAO why would any1 want to play monopoly and have that shit hole of a place your just a small town in southampton your nothing fuck all portsmouth should burn to the ground with all you inbred cunts aswell

[FootyFan]

You're right we should all vote for Gosport cos that's a well nice place.... HAHAHAHAHA

This guy had the right idea:
I know this has been done before but it really has to be emphasised. I've lived here almost my entire life but travelled around Britain a lot and nowhere have I come across a place more chav infested than Gosport. If Chavland was a country then Gosport would be it's capital city without a doubt.

Everywhere you turn theres a burberry cap, a kappa tracksuit or a group of loudmouth chavs wanting a fight. I just got back from uni and within four hours of being home I had already been jumped by a group of slack jawed, burberry wearing knuckleheads known as the 'Forton Crew'. They smashed a bottle in one of friends faces just because we said 'we don't want any trouble'. They live by the 'MY brothers just got out of prison' mentality and strut around Gosport highstreet like they own the place.

On top of the infamous 'Forton Crew' Gosport boasts some enviable chavscum stastics. For four years running Gosport has been the Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe and Gosport has the highest crack user ratio in Britain. Its a vertiable hive of lowlife, Nickelson wearing losers whose vocabulary barely stretches past 'nah', 'innit', 'gash' and 'savage'.

The trouble with Gosport is that Chavs are an institution. There numbers are growing everyday. A Chav grows up to be a Chav Dad with his Chav wife (who looks like a cross between Christina Aguileras older more STD ridden mother and road kill) and they have Chav kids. The Cycle will continue this way until Gosport, and every middle of the road back water town in England has been taken over by Chavs and their offspring.

Barry Scummerchav Dargan's answer is to swear and shout but he's not so good with his fists.

[Pompeyimport]

Sad and unimaginative that certain individuals can only resort to foul mouthed insults about people who are total strangers to them - maybe the concept of a 'game' and the fun and good sporting humour that most people would enjoy with it is an alien idea to these people or maybe they are just too intellectually inept to understand the rules? By the way, Portsmouth is not a town within Southampton but a large city further along the south coast. Perhaps a look at a map would serve that person well in future. PS I have only been living in Portsmouth for 12 months and love it here. The people are friendly and it has much for offer, for those of us willing and able and far sighted enough to see and appreciate it that is.....

[jennyfromtherox]

We all know that Southampton is the city of the damned which is why Harry Redknapp couldn't wait to get out of it and win the FA CUP for POMPEY. POMPEY RULES !

Btw which league are Southampton in again ?